The Carnivore Club

You aren't what you don't eat. By not eating fruits or vegetables, you are protected from becoming either of these undesirable things.

The Four Food Groups
Meat	Cheese	Beer	Spice

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The government has now issued the "Food Circle" as a way to help guide you through your eating choices. Notice how much simpler this update is than the now obsolete "Food Triangle". The organization of the food groups within the circle is easy to remember (for anybody that doesn't bag groceries in a supermarket): Items easily crushed go on top, heavy items go on the bottom. To make the portion decisions easy, they have been removed. Want two pieces of cheese on that burger? No problem! Without those pesky "portions" you can have as much or as little as you want.

Food Group Details
Meat	The members of this group are mostly obvious. The exception is that an occasional baked potatoe sometimes falls into this group (due both to the phrase "meat and potatoes" (trad. Quayle spelling), and to a lack of anyplace else to put them).
Cheese	This one is also obvious. There are no known exceptions or unexpected members of the cheese group.
Beer	Includes cola (on weekdays), and in extreme cases, water. Since beer is made from grains, this group also includes both macaroni products and rice. Since they don't fit anywhere else, tomatoes are put here, but their usage is limited to making pizza or spaghetti sauce. Some feel that tomatoes actually belong in the spice group. Oddly enough, although this being a rather liquid category, foods in the "crunch" food sub-group (chips and other crunchy snacks) also go here, again due to their grain based origins.
Spice	Includes onions and garlic, which can be used fresh in spite of their resemblance to the "fruit and vegetable" family, which are conspicuous by their absence.

Here are lots of links to the food groups and their origins:


			Beershots		Gives new meaning the the words Micro Brewery
			Meatmation		Tastes better than claymation!
			The Bacon Worship Page		It's another deceased page. (My duty is clear, so you can look forward to my own homage to this tasty treat sometime in the future.) I'd say that I don't understand this page's existence, but I do. Especially when they make references to Macaroni and Cheese -- What a combination! For now try Where does bacon come from?
			The Nutrasweet Home Page		Now I owe myself some chocolate!
			Uncle Meat


			The COW'S Home Page		Somebody out there must want this stuff.
			Tucows		Two! Count 'em, two!