A surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial and is looking for female volunteers.

The Good News:  Opus, by Berkeley Breathed (Bloom County, Outland), is back in black.  Black and white, like a penguin should be.  It’s in the LA Times, so I’ll get to see it on Sundays.
The Bad News:  There’s no digital edition; it’s going to be in the newspapers only.

The ‘no digital’ news comes from a Washington Post interview.

“Today was Veteran’s Day, a day to honor those brave Americans who have fought to defend our country � or in our president’s case, a day to freak them out.  President Bush commemorated Veteran’s Day by attending a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery, then signing the National Cemetery Expansion Act, which basically establishes new burial grounds for veterans.  So happy Veteran’s Day � we wanted to give you health insurance but …” �Jon Stewart

To summarize:
Nov. 11 – Bush signs bill that creates new cemetery space for vets.
Nov. 15 – Monthly Iraq fatalities are climbing back to the pre-end-of-the-war rate.
Nov. 22 – The U.S. military will have 100,000 troops in Iraq until 2006.

Coincidence?

Powell described his killer schedule in an interview Thursday with Abdul Rahman Al-Rashed, a reporter for a London-based Saudi newspaper. “So do you use sleeping tablets to organize yourself?” Al-Rashed asked.

“Yes. Well, I wouldn’t call them that,” Powell said. “They’re a wonderful medication — not medication. How would you call it? They’re called Ambien, which is very good. You don’t use Ambien? Everybody here uses Ambien.”

Just what does ‘Everyone Here’ mean? Everyone in the US? Or in the White House?

From the Washington Post.  The U.S. Embassy transcript shows the same thing.  What a Rush.  (Couldn’t resist that one.)

Biotech entrepreneurs plan to market the nation’s first genetically engineered pet:  a tropical zebra fish infused with the gene of a sea anemone that makes it glow fluorescent red.

They Rule, has interactive maps that show how companies are connected through their board members.  Go to: Load map, ‘then eye of the rich’ for a nice overview of corporate ties.  Another good one is ‘!7 most powerful!’ which is self-described as:

These are the seven most connected people in the Fortune 100.  Together the 6 men and 1 woman are on the boards of 26 companies!

When you’re done with that, OpenSecrets.org – (“Your guide to the money in U.S. elections”) shows who gave and who got contributions.  So far the largest contributor to Pres. Bush is Merrill Lynch at $364,000, although other financial institutions are close behind.  Merrill has contributed $652,760 to this election cycle, 87% to Republicans

For the 2002 elections, over $964 million was raised for House and Senate races.  I guess that’s one way to keep the economy going.

The Visual Thesaurus gives a visual representation of how words are related.

Very fun, but it requires Java, which no longer is supported in IE without a download.  If it’s not already installed, get if from the Java download site.

It’s old news, but some may have missed it. First a few lines from the story, then links for those who want to read more.

As of Oct. 19, Halliburton had imported 61.3 million gallons of gasoline from Kuwait into Iraq, and the company was paid $162.5 million for an average price of $2.65 a gallon, Waxman (D-CA) and Dingell (D-MI) wrote.

“The $2.65 per gallon is grossly excessive,” they said. “Experts we consulted stated that the total price for buying and transporting gasoline into Iraq should be less than $1.00 per gallon.”

The U.S. government was then selling this gasoline inside Iraq for just four to 15 cents a gallon, subsidizing over 95 percent of the cost of gasoline consumed by Iraqis, they said.

Washington Post
Yahoo
The Boston Globe

I was introduced to this game over the weekend and it left me stumped.  At the time, I blamed the beer and moved on to something else.  Not having solved it was still nagging at me today, so off to the internet to find some online versions.  No, it wasn’t the beer; I still couldn’t figure it out.  But these were the best websites:

• Bill Gates and… tells a nice little story about the game, and gives examples of how it works.
• Mycariboo.com’s version is interactive and works well.
• My favorite is this Flash version.

It’s simple to play: just roll the dice and guess the answer.  The interactive versions will tell you if you are correct.  Repeat until solved.  I only wasted a couple of hours before I got it.

Look closely at these pictures and try to find the rabbit in each one.

It’s about the evils of corporate farming, but the concept is so funny I have to put it up anyway.  Think I’ll go fry some bacon.

Enter the Meatrix

The Recording Industry Association of America announced today it would be expanding its crackdown on copyright infringement by suing family members, hitchhikers and carpoolers.  Full story

While that story is a joke, it reminded me of a true one.  Finland’s Supreme Court has ruled taxi drivers must pay royalty fees if they play music in their car while a customer is in the backseat.  No kidding.

Some friends have been contemplating the question of how much longer there be anything worth viewing on “free” TV.  The question was inspired by a Business Week article about new technology like TiVo that allows you to easily skip commercials.  People using TiVo can record their favorite show, and even while the show is being recorded, watch it and skip the ads.

The answer to how much longer (assuming, of course, there’s anything worth watching now) is:  for a long time.  Why?  DTV.  Of course, there’s a ‘but’.

The government’s plan for digital television (DTV) broadcasting targets the end of analog broadcasting by 2006.  So far, so good.  You’ll have to buy some new equipment, but it will probably be time for a TV upgrade before 2007 anyway.  (Especially when the HDTV quality DVDs start coming out.  Oh yeah, did I mention that your DVDs will soon be obsolete?  But that topic is for another time.)

Okay:  new equipment, better picture.  Good stuff.  But what about the Pirates?  People can’t be trusted to not redistribute this high-quality signal.  Enter the “broadcast flag”.

Having failed in the Congress, the content industry has pushed the FCC to mandate the broadcast flag.  (Tech TV has an overview of the broadcast flag.)  Basically, it controls whether digital content can go through a gatekeeper, and there will be a gatekeeper on every digital device.

The broadcast flag can keep a show from being recorded by TiVo type equipment.  On the one side of their mouths, they say there are no plans for it to be used on regular broadcast TV shows.  On the other side they say that they need the protection to keep shows from being redistributed.

To read more about the flag, check out Jonathan Krim�s piece in the Washington Post.

McMerriam-Webster’s dictionary added “McJob”, then removed it from some versions due to pressure from McDonald’s. The following articles are all lifted from BoingBoing.

Original article:

McDonald’s should get a dictionary and look up “trademark”
McDonald’s misunderstands the nature of dictionaries: that is, to observe the language as she is spoken and document her. McDonald’s is up in arms over Merriam-Webster’s inclusion of “McJob” in its current edition. Naturally, McD’s has trumped up a completely groundless trademark claim to back this up. Trademarks don’t let you control how people speak — they only allow you to stop other commerical outfits from confusing your customers; certainly, they don’t give you the power to stop the reporting of the fact that English speakers use “McJob” to describe a crappy job.

Walt Riker, a spokesman for McDonald’s, said the Oak Brook, Illinois-based fast-food giant also is concerned that “McJob” closely resembles McJOBS, the company’s training program for mentally and physically challenged people.

“McJOBS is trademarked and we’ve notified them that legally that’s an issue for us as well,” Riker said.

(Note: Every time I post here about trademarks, I get a flurry of emails from people patiently “explaining” to me that you need to sue everyone who utters your trademark or risk losing it; without covering ground I’ve run over before, suffice it to say that this is wrong, and it’s a fairy tale that trademark lawyers scare their clients with in order to drum up more business, and I don’t care if your in-house counsel or nephew-in-law-school swore it was true, it’s not. Really.) Link
posted by Cory Doctorow at 1:45:19 AM permanent link to this entry

Update 11/11:

Merriam-Webster 0wnz0red by McDonald’s
Jonas sez, “It appears that dictionary producer Merriam-Webster’s has yielded under pressure from McDonald’s. Yesterday, the word ‘McJobs’ disappeared from their web site’s page with “new” words in the new edition. I have links to the google-cached version with the word still there – and a pdf-print of it – , and to the ‘cleansed’ page (and the code).” Link Terry sent a letter to the dictionarians and got this back: “You’ll be glad to know that we have not removed the entry for McJob from Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, Eleventh Edition (which is available on-line by subscription at www.Merriam-WebsterCollegiate.com). Although we did alter some marketing text on our main Web site that quoted the entry, the dictionary itself remains unchanged.”

posted by Cory Doctorow at 3:32:01 AM permanent link to this entry

Update 11/11, #2:

Merriam-Webster stands its McGround
Despite having taken down its Web defintion of McJob, Merriam-Webster has now publicly announced that it will not remove McJob from the print and pay-for-click versions of the dictionary.

“For more that 17 years ‘McJob’ has been used as we are defining it in a broad range of publications,” the company said, citing everything from The New York Times and Rolling Stone to newspapers in South Africa and Australia.

Link
posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:56:21 PM permanent link to this entry

Has the 2004 election already been decided?  Some believe that it has, due to difficulties with electronic voting.  Early audits showed that the machines consistently gave republicans the edge when there were errors.

The main companies (Diebold and ES&S count 80% of the votes in the country) are heavily tied to key republicans.  What follows are a few links for more information.  (It’s surprising how many links are dead when doing a Google search for Diebold ownership.  Were they taken off the air?)

• One central location for this information is at Verified Voting.  They also have links to the Bev Harris book (Black Box Voting, in pdf format) which is based on the material that started a lot of the questions.  Buzzflash has an interview with Bev.  It is probably the shortest read that covers most of the ground.  (Harris’ website was shut down by Diebold.)
• Uncertified software may have been installed on electronic voting machines used in one California county during the recent recall election, so California is halting the certification process for new voting machines manufactured by Diebold Election Systems.
  Link to article
• In the past few months, the computer- security community has been increasingly vocal on the problems of DRE [direct recording electronic] terminals. �I think the risk [of a stolen election] is extremely high,� says David Dill, a Stanford computer scientist.
  Link to article
• “I need some answers! Our department is being audited by the County. I have been waiting for someone to give me an explanation as to why Precinct 216 gave Al Gore a minus 16022 [votes] when it was uploaded. Will someone please explain this so that I have the information to give the auditor instead of standing here ‘looking dumb’.”
  Link to leaked Diebold memos
• Swarthmore students posted an email archive showing some problems with Diebold�s proprietary e-voting software engineering on the website of their student group.  Diebold then threatened Smith and Pavlosky with a suit for copyright infringement and successfully squelched the emails.
  Link to article and links
• Diebold, manufacturer of election equipment, has issued a Cease and desist notice to the upstream provider of San Francisco Indymedia for having links to mirrors of a leaked internal Diebold memo. More than just a case of a leak, Diebold has been raising a lot of questions about the fairness and security of elections in the United States.  The key here is that they don’t even have the information on their site, just a link to it.
  Link to article.  (Reminiscent of the illegality of posting links to the DeCSS code.)
• New touchscreen voting machines caused problems last night in the suburbs of Washington D.C.. Several machines failed and had to be rebooted, and nine were actually removed from the site, repaired, and returned, in violation of election laws. The machines also failed to report their results correctly due to network problems.
  Link to article
• Volusia County Memos Disclose Election 2000 Vote Fraud. Gore’s count had dropped by 16,000 votes, while an obscure Socialist candidate had picked up 10,000–all because of a single precinct with only 600 voters.”
  Link to article
• DIEBOLD ELECTION SYSTEMS has brandished lawyers’ threats to take down that pesky citizens activist website blackboxvoting.org.
  Link to article
• Even more info that covers history in this area here.

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Of course, this whole thing started for me with a BoingBoing link:

swarthmore�s weakness, swarthmore students� strength

So Diebold has hit new lows. After threatening anyone who posts information necessary to evaluate the claimed failure of their vote-counting machine, apparently Swarthmore is now caving to DMCA threats by forcing students to shut down mirror sites. Just the strategy for a company that�s trying to convince the world that they can be trusted with vote counting.

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Here is more on the subject from the EFF, which is doing defense for some of those accused by Diebold.  It was taken from their newsletter:

ISP Rejects Diebold Copyright Claims Against News Website

EFF Defends Right to Publish Links to Electronic Voting Memos

San Francisco – Defending the right to link to controversial information about flaws in electronic voting systems, EFF announced this week that it will defend an Internet Service Provider (ISP) and a news website publisher against claims of indirect copyright infringement from the electronic voting machines’ manufacturer.

“What topic could be more important to our democracy than discussions about the mechanics and legitimacy of electronic voting systems now being introduced nationwide?” said EFF Staff Attorney Wendy Seltzer. “EFF won’t stand by as corporations like Diebold chill important online debate by churning out legal notices to ISPs that usually just take down legitimate content rather than face the legal risk.”

Links:
For the full release:
<http://www.eff.org/Legal/ISP_liability/20031016_eff_pr.php>

Cease-and-desist letter sent by Diebold to OPG:
<http://www.eff.org/Legal/ISP_liability/cease_desist_letter.php>

Security researchers discover huge flaws in e-voting system:
<http://www.eff.org/Activism/E-voting/20030723_eff_pr.php>

Chilling Effects Clearinghouse on DMCA safe harbor provisions:
<http://www.chillingeffects.org/dmca512/>

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I managed to avoid politics for a while, but the notes were getting too long to not publish.

In the ‘too much time on their hands’ category, this guy is a qualifier.  He recorded and combined 64 nights worth of Conan, Leno & Letterman into three videos that run concurrently.

Each show definitely has its own style.

We won’t need to wonder anymore with the Bow-Lingual Dog Translator.  Now you can know what your dog is saying to you every time.

To top it off, it’s an �O List� Oprah-recommended product.  Need I say more?  Woof!

answered at last.  Create your own truth here.

How cool is this?  Amazon.com now searches the full text of books.  Over the past spring and summer, Amazon created a digital archive of more than 120,000 books by scanning every page.  They eventually plan to add most of Amazon’s multimillion-title catalog.  It went online Oct. 23, and every page is searchable and viewable.

If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know, Wired talks about it for four pages.

The Daily Show pointed out that Bush got his $87.5 billion for Iraq yesterday when it was passed by voice vote. The show played the voting soundtrack and the senate sounded empty. Host Jon Stewart explained that the reason for that was that there were only six senators attending the vote.

The news media isn’t saying much about this. A NY Times article put it like this: “The voice vote took place late this afternoon, with only a few senators in the chamber.”

Many articles stated, “The voice vote enabled lawmakers to sidestep the process that requires they attach their name to support for the bill and underscored the political struggles taking place on Capitol Hill and among lawmakers trying to appease their constituents.”

The lone ‘no’ voter has been identified in many news articles, but the names (or even the actual count) of the ‘yes’ votes is not being reported. Perhaps that is because it would point out that nobody was there.  However, reporting that there was a single negative vote implies strong support for the bill.

Nice spin. And a nice sidestep to go with it.

Update 11/6:

I found a link in the mainstream news to the number of voters in the NY Times:

The Senate’s action came on a voice vote with only six members present, meaning that the decisions of individual members on the administration’s vision for Iraq were not recorded. Not voting on the record appealed to both Republicans nervous about explaining the amount to their constituents, and Democrats who did not want their patriotism questioned for opposing the bill.

I always like to have a ‘reliable’ news source.