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Corporate Cliches

Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

It's nice to see so many in one place.

More Time Wasters

Saturday, February 7th, 2004

Flash Helicopter game that's fun, but fortunately not too addictive.

The Breast of Times…

Friday, February 6th, 2004

According to TiVo, the Super Bowl halftime half-exposure of Janet Jackson's breasts was the most-watched moment to date on its device.  No surprise there:  recently the Super Bowl has been the most watched show every year.  TiVo also said users had watched the few seconds nearly three times more than any other moment during the Super Bowl broadcast.  No surprise there either:  that's what rewind is for.

The only surprise for me was that they knew not only what you watched while it downloaded, but also what was played back.  Down to the second.

Courtesy of Terry:  If you missed the most over discussed moment in recent TV history, here is a still of the moment, and here is where to buy the jewelry.

Fish Farting…

Wednesday, February 4th, 2004

... may not just be hot air

You're sick?

Wednesday, February 4th, 2004

But why does your phone say you're at the beach?

By December 31, 2005, your cell phone company will always know exactly where you are.  And maybe your friends, enemies and boss will too.

New Fall Issue

Friday, January 30th, 2004

Oops:  The February Trail magazine contained a route that would lead climbers off the edge of a cliff on Britain's tallest peak.

National ____ Day

Friday, January 30th, 2004

Today, January 29 is National Corn chip Day, and I almost missed it. It's also National Whatever Days for a bunch of other things, just like every other day is.

Check out link1 and link2 for all sorts of other holidays and "nation fill in the blank day".

Part of Patriot Act Ruled Unconstitutional

Monday, January 26th, 2004

It's a start.

Go To Space For Free!

Monday, January 26th, 2004

Not all of you, but your name can go.  NASA will put it on a CD that will go to Comet Tempel 1.  You can even print out a geeky certificate to prove you did it.

They quit taking names on Jan. 31.

Free After Rebate

Monday, January 26th, 2004

This site lists items (like a USB Portable Flash Drive) that you can get for free after rebate.  Their motto is:  The best things in life are free (after six to eight weeks).

Where's the Brew?

Saturday, January 24th, 2004

Russian soldiers were sent in to save the beer.

Where's Shrubo?

Saturday, January 24th, 2004

"The question is, where were you, Governor Bush? What would you do as commander-in-chief if someone in the National Guard did the same thing? At the least, I would have been court-martialed. At the least, I would have been placed in prison," said Senator Daniel Inouye, Democrat of Hawaii.

He was referring, of course, to the 12 month period where our Fearless Leader was nowhere to be found during his stay with the National Guard.

Michael Moore provides a number of links to news articles about the absence, and to Peter Jennings' interview with Wesley Clark where he asked about Moore's support.  Since the link is Moore's entry page, the information will probably be gone soon unless you look for it within the site, probably in the Must Read section.

Real State of the Union

Tuesday, January 20th, 2004

Shrubya will give his version tonight.  Here's a sampling of numbers he won't be talking about:

$113 million: Total sum raised by the Bush-Cheney 2000 campaign, setting a record in American electoral history

$130 million: Amount raised for Bush's re-election campaign so far

130: Number of countries (out of total of 191 recognized by the United Nations) with an American military presence

58 million: Number of acres of public lands Bush has opened to road building, logging and drilling

And the last disturbing one is
53%: Percentage of American citizens who approved of the way Bush was handling his job as president when asked on 16 January, 2004

Super Pizza Sunday

Friday, January 16th, 2004

According to Advertising Age Research, last year's Super Bowl had 88,637,000 viewers (138.9 million according to the NFL) at 43,433,000 homes watching commercials that cost $2,100,000 for 30 seconds of air time. That's $23.69 per viewer over the course of the game, but less than 25¢ per 30 seconds. The first Super Bowl ads cost $42,000 ($239,167 inflation adjusted) for 30 seconds. This year, the price is up to $2.25 million. What will be eaten during this year's 62 half-minute events?  Pizza. Super Bowl Sunday has evolved into a national party day:  The average number of people at a Super Bowl party is 17. More pizza will be sold Feb. 1 than any other day of 2004:
  • Domino's will deliver about 1.2 million pizzas, 42% more than on a regular Sunday, and its drivers will cover 4 million miles.
  • Papa John's expects its business will jump 70% in some areas.
  • Grocery store sales of Kraft's DiGiorno and Tombstone frozen pizzas typically jump 20% during Super Bowl week.
Pizza Hut, the world's most powerful and influential pizza seller, will unveil what it considers its biggest product idea in years: four square, topped-to-order pizzas in one large pizza box, which, at $11.99, costs about the same as a regular large pizza. It will spend $50 million to launch the product, and fill the national airwaves with as many as 75 commercials throughout game day.

Personally, while pizza is probably my favorite food, I hate Pizza Hut pizza. And although their franchises originally didn't want the new pizza, in part because they had to get new equipment to make it and it may reduce the number of two pizza orders, it should be good for them. Now it's not only the edges of the pizza that won't have topping, the lines separating the four parts will also be empty. What a great way to sell bread at a premium.

Electro-Theremin

Friday, January 16th, 2004

The musical history of the Electro-Theremin is at The Paul Tanner Electro-Theremin Page.  It was used on the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations and the TV show My Favorite Martian.

Should You Run In The Rain?

Wednesday, January 7th, 2004

As many of us thought, it turns out there isn't any simple answer because it depends on the rain speed and direction, your running speed and size, wind, etc.

Here's a Running in the Rain Calculator.

A Zippy Map

Wednesday, January 7th, 2004

This is a cool graphical representation of zip codes.  Click on the map and type in a code.  As each number is typed, the map shows the limits for that part of the zip.

You need to be running the Java VM, which is no longer included with Windows, for this applet to work. 

Hold The Buns

Wednesday, January 7th, 2004

By now most people have seen the Carl's Jr. ad for their low-carb burger.  It uses lettuce to hold things together instead of a bun.  It turns out that In-N-Out has had this for a while on their "Secret Menu";  it's called "Protein Style".

They don't have a name for what I eat at home:  everything sitting on top of half a bun.  I guess I could get a Double Double "Flying Dutchman" style and a mix it with a dry "2x4".  And then be really, really full.

Bush in 30 Seconds

Tuesday, January 6th, 2004

MoveOn.org is having a contest to come up with a 30 second campaign ad showing Bush's accomplishments.  The initial 1000+ entries were voted for on the web, getting it down to fifteen finalists.

Take a look at the final fifteen at www.BushIn30Seconds.org

Stealth Signing

Saturday, January 3rd, 2004

Almost no news has been reported about the government's new powers to look at your finances.  That's because it was signed on a Saturday at the same time that Hussein's capture was announced.  The only reporting seems to be from the San Antonio Current article With a Whisper, Not A Bang:

By signing the bill on the day of Hussein's capture, Bush effectively consigned a dramatic expansion of the USA Patriot Act to a mere footnote. Consequently, while most Americans watched as Hussein was probed for head lice, few were aware that the FBI had just obtained the power to probe their financial records, even if the feds don't suspect their involvement in crime or terrorism.

The Bush Administration and its Congressional allies tucked away these new executive powers in the Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2004, a legislative behemoth that funds all the intelligence activities of the federal government. The Act included a simple, yet insidious, redefinition of "financial institution," which previously referred to banks, but now includes stockbrokers, car dealerships, casinos, credit card companies, insurance agencies, jewelers, airlines, the U.S. Post Office, and any other business "whose cash transactions have a high degree of usefulness in criminal, tax, or regulatory matters."

The fact that I couldn't find this on any of the news services made me do a little more research than usual.  I found the text of the bill, H.R. 2417, and an announcement that it was signed.  But even that doesn't make clear what happened because the text of the bill refers to the United States Code.  The new meaning of financial institution is finally made clear there.

On and on...  it seems the article is correct, but perhaps not as sweeping as it sounds.  That's because only the smaller institutions were added; the big ones were already there.  At least from what I can tell from that legal morass.

Idiocy in Policing, Part 1

Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs.  In a bulletin sent Christmas Eve to about 18,000 police organizations, the FBI urged officers to watch during searches, traffic stops and other investigations for anyone carrying almanacs, especially if the books are annotated.

Why Part 1 in the title?  With things going this way, there's no doubt that a part 2 will show up soon.  Maybe people carrying maps.

Just In Time For Xmas

Thursday, December 25th, 2003

What A Crappy Present.  Ho, ho, ho!

Online Speeds

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

Depending upon what you read, either "US Internet Growth and Broadband Adoption Slow" or "US Broadband Up 18% in H1".  But they're both using the same reports.

According to a Dec. 22 Pew Internet report:

  • The size of the online U.S. adult population is 63% of all those 18 and over; online population was 126 million in August 2003.
  • The size of the online population on a typical day was 66 million in August 2003
  • 31% of Internet users who go online from home have broadband as of August 2003.

It's the last number that caught my interest.  I can't imagine using a dial-up connection any more and wondered how many others had made the move.  I have friends that won't look at anything on the internet unless they really, really need to because it takes too long to load. 

Those numbers mean that only about 20% of the U.S. population (at those using home access) are surfing at high speed.  I guess I better make my blog and website smaller.

IE Tip

Friday, December 19th, 2003

Just got this neat tip in the mail for Internet Explorer:

Type the main part of a URL but instead of hitting Enter use CTRL+Enter and IE will add the http:// and .com to what you typed.

ROTK Fans Outraged

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

LOTR's third installment, ROTK, has introduced a character that fans are not happy about.  (You can never have too many TLAs or ETLAs.)

I've Got Music Covered

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

If you've got some time to kill, check out this collection of strange album covers.

Then top it off with the Worst Album Covers Ever.

Spam Canned?

Monday, December 15th, 2003

Last Thursday Gaven Stubberfield, number 8 on Spamhaus' Top 10 Spamers list, was arrested and charged with four felony counts of using fraudulent means to transmit unsolicited bulk e-mail, the first felony prosecution in the nation specifically using an antispam law.

My incoming spam dropped by more than 90% over the weekend.  There was only one this morning instead of the usual 40 to 60.  Was it due to the federal antispam bill?  No, that hasn't been signed yet; and Spamhaus says it shouldn't be.  Whatever the reason, it's good to see spam slowing.

State of Hyphened Awareness

Who decides if anti-spam gets a hyphen?  It seems to be running about 50-50 now.

Tomb With A View

Sunday, December 14th, 2003

The Theban Mapping Project has been working to prepare a comprehensive, detailed map and database of every archaeological, geological, and ethnographic feature in Thebes.  Fly over and zoom into the temples, tombs and palaces of Luxor's West Bank with the Atlas of the Theban Necropolis.

I Knew That Would Happen

Sunday, December 14th, 2003

December 14th, 2003 marks the 500th anniversary of the birth of Michel de Nostredame (whose Latinized name was Nostradamus).

Graphical Goat Ephemera

Wednesday, December 10th, 2003

The Cult of the Goat contains more bock beer label bock* pictures than we actually care to see, along with a history of why goats are associated with evil.

But that's just one time eater at NoRelevance.com, "an obsession with the obsolete, discarded, forgotten and otherwise passed-over".

* "bock" is actually the German word for "billy goat"

Madman Munch?

Wednesday, December 10th, 2003

Astronomers say the colors in Edvard Munch's famous painting, The Scream, was not from his own imagination, but was inspired by the volcanic eruption of Krakatoa.  Its ash cloud affected sunsets for more than a year and Oslo's local newspaper reported that the phenomenon was widely seen.  The astronomers found the location where the painting was conceived, and determined that Munch was looking in the direction west of Java.

I don't suspect art critics will change their stance that the painting "depicts not so much an incident or a landscape as a state of mind."

Mad Magazine's Bush Tribute

Wednesday, December 10th, 2003

It's G.I. Joke!  Weapons of mass destruction are, of course, not included.

DNA Sequencing For Children

Tuesday, December 9th, 2003

James Watson was only 24 when he discovered the helical structure of DNA.  But why should today's kids wait to get started?  Discovery.com is selling an $80 toy called DNA Explorer that allows children to extract and sequence the DNA from a variety of foodstuffs.

Or they can try Discovery's Forensics Lab

And to think that I used to be happy playing with chemicals that would only change colors, foam, and crack the sink.

Sittin' On Top Of The World

Saturday, December 6th, 2003

The view from Everest is literally breathtaking, but carrying oxygen isn't a requirement to see the picture.  Bring some time and bandwidth to see the rest of the images at the Astronomy Picture of the Day archive, or just take a quick look at today's picture.

More Or Less, We're Talking Jobs

Friday, December 5th, 2003

Ah, but that's the question:  more or less? There were two articles this morning about the labor market.

One headline states that Jobless Claims Rise to 365,000.  The four-week moving average of new claims, a less volatile indicator, rose to 362,500 last week.  (NY Times)

Another says that Businesses Add 57,000 New Jobs in Nov., although that was lower than the 150,000 that had been predicted.  (ABC News)

Does that mean a net loss of 308,000 jobs?  Or does it mean that although there were 365k new people unemployed, that 422k unemployed people got jobs, giving a net gain of 57k jobs?  I had been thinking it was the former, but because the unemployment rate went down it looks more like the later.

Is this good news?  Are there more jobs or fewer?  And finally, why aren't these numbers ever in the same article?

Electronic Voting, Part 2

Friday, December 5th, 2003

e-voting on Nov. 11 with background info.)

Here are a couple of other important updates:

November 22, 2003: California is requiring that all electronic voting machines produce a voter-verifiable paper receipt by 2006.  While this is a move toward sensible e-voting safeguards, the action isn't quick enough to stop the stealing of the 2004 presidential election.

December 3, 2003: The Ohio Secretary of State has announced the results of a study his office commissioned, which examined four e-voting systems.  Each system had at least one "high risk" problem.  The review turned up so many potential security flaws in the systems that the state's top elections official has called off deploying them in March.

Google Humor

Friday, December 5th, 2003

Oh those funny Googlers.   First it was searching for “weapons of mass destruction” giving this not found website when you hit “I'm feeling lucky”.

The new one is doing a Lucky search for miserable failure (no quotes). Or do a regular search and check out the first item of the search results.

Hint: this is his first presidentiary.

Not a Photo-Op. Really.

Friday, December 5th, 2003

The turkey looked perfect, but don't try to eat it.  In the Iraq Thanksgiving picture seen so frequently, Bush is holding the centerpiece.

It's like he's a Truth Compass.  Just look at Bush and truth is the other way.

Just Hot Air

Thursday, December 4th, 2003

The military is looking to something old as a new weapon in the war on terrorism:  blimps.  They can travel up to 60 mph and fly at an altitude of about 2,000-3,000 feet.  Wow.

This just in:  A Goodyear blimp crashed Wednesday night...

Next up:  catapults making a comeback.  Secret military plans have been leaked.

Digital Sundial

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003

A what?  It contains no electronics.  Light travels through the fibers to illuminate the segments of the display to form a readable number in the tens-of-minutes portion of the display.

Hines Labs sells blueprints and grants rights to build one.  But to make it easier, Digital Sundials International sells them.

Time Flies

Monday, December 1st, 2003

They say, “Time flies!”, but how can you when they go so fast?

Yesterday marked the one year anniversary of this blog.  I'm guessing there are about 250 posts.  To commemorate, here are some pointless destinations:

See a sonic boom!
See the boxer with the world's longest dog tongue - 17 inches (43 cm)!
See moving rocks!
See & play a bunch of stupid little Flash games!
See The Day The Clown Cried!
 

Okay, I don't really know why you would want to do that last one unless you're French.

Big Muff Pi Fuzz Box

Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Probably only of interest to guitarists is the history of the Electro-Harmonix Company (which made the Big Muff Pi) and its relation to Sovtek, which makes vacuum tubes in Russia for those few of us that still need them.

Conspicuous Consumption

Friday, November 28th, 2003

Three somewhat related subtopics here:  Food, Wal-Mart, and Food

Why Turkey?

I've got a beef with having two holidays that seem to mandate the eating of what is typically a dry, somewhat tasteless fowl as the main event.  How did this happen?

History 1:

In 2001, about 272 million turkeys were raised. The National Turkey Federation estimates that 46 million of those turkeys were eaten at Thanksgiving, 22 million at Christmas and 19 million at Easter.

History 2:

There is no real evidence that turkey was served at the Pilgrim's first thanksgiving, but through ages it became an indispensable part of the Thanksgiving tradition. The tradition of turkey is rooted in the 'History Of Plymouth Plantation', written by William Bradford some 22 years after the actual celebration.

History 3:

Turkey is often regarded as the usual Christmas meal but appeared on the menu only around 1650 after European colonization of North America. It was introduced to Europe by Sebastian Cabot on his return from the New World. The bird got its name after merchants from Turkey made it a popular dish. Prior to this Swan, Goose, Peacock or Boar were associated with the Christmas feast.

A wild bird, native to America, was taken back to Europe and became "a popular dish at banquets held by the French nobility".  The wild turkey is then rediscovered by the Pilgrims, who had also brought domesticated turkeys from Europe, essentially creating the double-shot of turkey.

I still don't know how it happened.  But I bet the holiday meal would be different if all the above had all been about cattle.  Or even the venison served at the first Thanksgiving.

 

Big Spender

The AlterNet story Mad In The USA includes this:

Giant retail chains like Wal-Mart, Target, and Home Depot, have been muscling large manufacturers to move their factories overseas, primarily to China.  With more than nine percent of U.S. retail sales and a third of the market for numerous products from dog food to diapers, what Wal-Mart says, goes.  The company does so much business in China that it ranks as the country's 8th largest trading partner, ahead of Britain and Russia.

And a 11/23 LA Times article on Wal-Mart includes the following:

  • Wal-Mart has 2,966 U.S. stores, with global sales of $244.5 billion and $8,039 million in net income.  That's nearly four times the sales of the fourth largest retailer, Kroger, and twice the sales of the second largest, France's Carrefour Group.
  • 4% of the growth in the U.S. economy's productivity from 1995 to 1999 was due to Wal-Mart alone.  It also forced competitors to be more efficient, driving the nation's productivity even higher.
  • They are 8% of the nonautomotive, nonrestaurant sales in the U.S.
  • On average Wal-Mart's wage-and-benefit package is $10 an hour less than those offered by unionized supermarkets.
  • One vendor moved his production to China where workers earn 25¢ compared with $13 in Chicago.

Ahead of Russia and Britain?  8% of sales?  Wow.  That's a lot of political / economic muscle.

Oh yeah, this ties in from all the food that was bought and the ongoing supermarket strike.

 

Speaking of Meat

Every year, Americans consume on average 60 hot dogs.  When I eat them, it's usually two dogs; just keeping up means having them slightly more frequently than every other week.  My intake may be falling below average, which is a surprise because I'm mostly a carnivore.

A historical note from a page about hamburgers:

THE ALL AMERICAN (BUT ACTUALLY GERMAN) HOT DOG:

Sausages produced in Frankfurt, Germany, were introduced to American tastes in St. Louis, Missouri, during the 1880s.  Harry Stevens popularized frankfurter sales at the Polo Grounds baseball park in New York City.  The term "hot dog" was coined by cartoonist T. A. Dorgan in 1906.

England Visit

Thursday, November 27th, 2003

A Daily Show With Jon Stewart reran with this opening:

"We begin tonight with national security � an issue President Bush has emphasized here at home and is utterly disrupting across the Atlantic.  Tomorrow the president flies to England for a three-day state visit with coalition partner Tony Blair.  In preparation, British officials are stepping up security measures and putting more police on the streets than at any time since the end of World War II in anticipation of possible violence.  Remember, this is England... our ally [very long pause] � I guess all the cops and troops are there to make sure things don't get too friendly.  ... British Intelligence services have even taken the step of raising England's terror alert level to 'severe general', which is � I hate the metric system � I think it is orange." �Jon Stewart

Here are a couple of other good comments on the subject, all from Working For Change - Quote of the Day:

"President Bush and Queen Elizabeth have a lot in common -- they both came into power without being elected." �David Letterman

"President Bush says his visit to England is going so well, if time permits, he wants to visit the United Kingdom and Great Britain as well." �Jay Leno

Orgasm Machine Testers Needed

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

A surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial and is looking for female volunteers.

An Opus

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

The Good News:  Opus, by Berkeley Breathed (Bloom County, Outland), is back in black.  Black and white, like a penguin should be.  It's in the LA Times, so I'll get to see it on Sundays.
The Bad News:  There's no digital edition; it's going to be in the newspapers only.

The ‘no digital’ news comes from a Washington Post interview.

U.S. Troops

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

"Today was Veteran's Day, a day to honor those brave Americans who have fought to defend our country � or in our president's case, a day to freak them out.  President Bush commemorated Veteran's Day by attending a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery, then signing the National Cemetery Expansion Act, which basically establishes new burial grounds for veterans.  So happy Veteran's Day � we wanted to give you health insurance but ..." �Jon Stewart

To summarize:
Nov. 11 - Bush signs bill that creates new cemetery space for vets.
Nov. 15 - Monthly Iraq fatalities are climbing back to the pre-end-of-the-war rate.
Nov. 22 - The U.S. military will have 100,000 troops in Iraq until 2006.

Coincidence?

Powell's Chemical Equation

Monday, November 24th, 2003

Powell described his killer schedule in an interview Thursday with Abdul Rahman Al-Rashed, a reporter for a London-based Saudi newspaper. "So do you use sleeping tablets to organize yourself?" Al-Rashed asked.

"Yes. Well, I wouldn't call them that," Powell said. "They're a wonderful medication -- not medication. How would you call it? They're called Ambien, which is very good. You don't use Ambien? Everybody here uses Ambien."

Just what does 'Everyone Here' mean? Everyone in the US? Or in the White House?

From the Washington Post.  The U.S. Embassy transcript shows the same thing.  What a Rush.  (Couldn't resist that one.)

GloFish™

Sunday, November 23rd, 2003

Biotech entrepreneurs plan to market the nation's first genetically engineered pet:  a tropical zebra fish infused with the gene of a sea anemone that makes it glow fluorescent red.

Money & Influence

Saturday, November 22nd, 2003

They Rule, has interactive maps that show how companies are connected through their board members.  Go to: Load map, ‘then eye of the rich’ for a nice overview of corporate ties.  Another good one is ‘!7 most powerful!’ which is self-described as:

These are the seven most connected people in the Fortune 100.  Together the 6 men and 1 woman are on the boards of 26 companies!

When you're done with that, OpenSecrets.org - (“Your guide to the money in U.S. elections”) shows who gave and who got contributions.  So far the largest contributor to Pres. Bush is Merrill Lynch at $364,000, although other financial institutions are close behind.  Merrill has contributed $652,760 to this election cycle, 87% to Republicans

For the 2002 elections, over $964 million was raised for House and Senate races.  I guess that's one way to keep the economy going.