By now most people have seen the Carl’s Jr. ad for their low-carb burger.  It uses lettuce to hold things together instead of a bun.  It turns out that In-N-Out has had this for a while on their “Secret Menu“;  it’s called “Protein Style”.

They don’t have a name for what I eat at home:  everything sitting on top of half a bun.  I guess I could get a Double Double “Flying Dutchman” style and a mix it with a dry “2×4”.  And then be really, really full.