New Species Discovered:  Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer

Discover Magazine announced that highly respected wildlife biologist Dr. Aprile Pazzo has discovered a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. These fascinating creatures have bony plates on their heads that, fed by numerous blood vessels, can become burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speeds. They use this ability to hunt penguins, melting the ice beneath the penguins and causing them to sink downwards into the resulting slush where the hotheads consume them.

After much research, Dr. Pazzo theorized that the hotheads might have been responsible for the mysterious disappearance of noted Antarctic explorer Philippe Poisson in 1837. “To the ice borers, he would have looked like a penguin.”

Read more here about yesterday’s announcement.